I was recently reminded of a very important lesson: no matter how funny a comment may be to me or may sound in my head, it may not be funny to my girlfriend; and when I say “may not be funny,” I mean like 98.141592% chance it won’t be funny to her. It was an extensive study. Yes, I recently … [Read more...]
A New Year’s Lesson & Blessing
New Years Eve was a great night for me because it reminded me of a really important lesson: I am... how do you say... really boring. My girlfriend fully agrees with this statement. Please understand I don’t say that I’m boring with any regret or disappointment... my girlfriend would. I’m happy to … [Read more...]
Sexuality vs. Intimacy
I dated my first girlfriend for five years. I was twenty-one and she was eighteen when we started. Yes, I believe if you can’t find someone your own age go for someone younger. This is further proven by my second and current girlfriend because she’s six years younger. No one older possessed my … [Read more...]
The Headless Soldier… losing your head over a woman
I was recently on a ghost tour in Niagara-on-the-Lake (I highly recommend this tour), and one story in particular stood out for me; the story of the headless soldier from Fort Niagara on the American side. I mention that it happened at the American fort because this kind of irrational violence … [Read more...]
Bring your own jacket
It has long been held that a gentleman gives his jacket to his date when she’s cold, but this is not being a gentleman; not at all. This (pause for dramatic effect) is being an enabler; he is enabling the girl to be a moron, which I say in the nicest way possible… so I guess I should throw in a :) … [Read more...]
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