I love shirts. Shirts are one of the best things ever created. Why do I love them so much? Have you ever sat down without a shirt on? Not a good scene. The other day I was getting ready for my shower and had to go to the washroom (that’s a good example of over-sharing personal information). … [Read more...]
Marriage? Who Does That?
I perform weddings... as a licensed officiate; I don’t perform a wedding like a child in his bedroom using teddy bears and creepy porcelain dolls as the in-laws. I perform weddings as the pastor and I really enjoy doing this. There’s something magical about seeing the bride come down the aisle and … [Read more...]
Why Lindsay Lohan will keep going back to Rehab
Yes, Lindsay Lohan has daddy issues (I have both her CDs so I know... no, I’m not bragging that I have her CDs... in fact I’m not sure why I’m admitting to owning them), but that’s not what’s keeping her stuck in the rehab rut... the rehab rut being where she keeps having to go back to rehab. There … [Read more...]
Why Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MVAs is a good thing
Yes, I am arguing that Miley Cyrus’s MVA performance is a good thing. Yes, I’m writing this without sarcasm (although most would assume that was the case). And no, I’m not suffering from a recent head injury... although one would assume I’d have to be. My first impression was probably a lot like … [Read more...]
The Buffet vs. the Self Control
I was recently at a buffet... I like to give my stomach a work out once in awhile... and I was amazed how much food people will eat. I’m not saying “can” eat for a reason. Sure people “can” eat a lot, but it’s amazing to me to see how much people “will” eat. I know when I’m at the buffet I’m … [Read more...]
How to Win the War in the Middle East Rev Chad David style
I am not the smartest person in the world; I haven’t studied battle tactics or trained with an army; I haven’t even played Halo or Call of Duty, but if I was in charge of the U.S. I could’ve won the war in the Middle East within a week at a fraction of the cost and without any death. What the … [Read more...]
Disneyland: Is it really the happiest place on Earth?
Disneyland is referred to as “The Happiest Place on Earth”; although it could be argued that it is tied for the happiest place on earth with Disney World with a close second to Euro Disney… Euro Disney is a step below because it’s half French. I’m not saying English people are happier... we are, … [Read more...]
Life is like a puzzle… not just a box of chocolates
Have you ever felt like your life wasn’t what it is supposed to be? That you’re missing something? I have... I do right now. My life isn’t able to keep up with my aspirations. If anything it feels more like I’m on a leash and I just keep wrapping myself more and more around a pole … [Read more...]
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