Chad David

Why are hotel beds like a shallow canoe? I’m yet to sleep in a pay-for-the-night bed without it being more like a hammock than a mattress.  Why is that?  Do hotels get to order from a special category of beds in the shape of a banana: “Hi, I’d like to order from the squishy fruit addition?” Even a … [Read more...]

I was recently staying in a hotel and was using the shower; don’t worry I’ll keep this clean... get it? Clean? That`s a pun with hints of being dirty; again, a pun. Does it get better than this? Hopefully... that’s sarcasm... or is it? (All this banter; I really need to lay off the Gilmour Girls).  … [Read more...]

I was recently at Walmart - please don't judge me; it was an emergency - and i overheard a woman asking a worker: "Is this the healthiest dog food? I only want the best for my smooshy." It made me feel good to hear someone care so much about their dog, but a little while later i saw her waddle her … [Read more...]